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One of my babies is missing
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[umm boss]
[we found an escape pod in one of the]
[baby spaceship catch nets]
[from th passenger liner we snotted]
[we have a survivor]

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Moby
'Porcelain'
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thank you jenny.exe

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make her comfortable and

i'll contact th insurance mob

with cover on th

unfortunate liner

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we cant give th bitch a ship

she'll have to sue th insurance company

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"hmm"

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[deal made with insurance mob they'll]
[take that 243 km long baby ship we]
[wanna get rid of]

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ok we stick th bitch in it and
send it back to civilisation

no wurries

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[she doesnt agree]
[wants to talk to th captain]

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how far down th ship is she ?

[fifty thousand kilometres]

tell her to get fucked

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:17:27]
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The Kinks
'Starstruck'
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[she still wants to speak to th captain]

have u told her th passenger cabin
doesnt meet th crew quarters

takes a spacewalk

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[yes]
[she still arguin]

tell her th truth

i'm allergic to women

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[still doin her nut]
put th bitch on screen

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hi

look
i'm sorry my ship
ate yr ship but

i'm just followin th law
my ship done a deal with th iunsurance mob already

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:20:00]
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Basement Jaxx
'Where's Your Head At'
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i cant give u a ship legally

u will be placed on an oversize baby ship
and sent back to civilisation

if u steal th fuckin thing
on th way

not my problem

end transmission computer

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ok ship

my inventory shows

two ships left when she departed

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RING RING

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RING RING

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pick that up will ya

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gday

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no

we despatched a 243 km long shark class space ship to u

waddya mean ya didnt receive it

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oh
a hundred kilometre
baby space ship

arrived empty

instead

no passenger

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hmm

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jenny.exe

front and centre

did u help this woman steal that ship ?

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i apologise
my ship
appears to have cut another deal

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end transmission

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fuk im

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at that size they
worth th same money

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:24:36]
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A Perfect Circle
'The Nurse who Loved Me'
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tell im to read his guide to
space ship prices
and stop bothering me

th bill is paid

fuck off

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se walked away with
far more than they would have paid her

how was her trip down th
escape pod

deceleration tube

ok

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lucky bitch
she musta been in it
when we took out th liner

was inspecting it hey

doin a drill

lucky she had th door closed

saved her life

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psychic cow

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i agree with th ships actions

put it in th log

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wendy

we'll meet again

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:27:53]
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Amy Winehouse
'Rehab'
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had th stones to
leave a record in my log

complaining
she only got a third full belly in th craft

sheesh

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she bounces back fast

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i dunno
th beast had just had

a full refit of it;s
mouth

a new and larger set of teeth and

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th nerve of er

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insurance mob;s comuters
say she didnt have any relatives on th liner

and our apolgies int h record
hit at over light speed

fair and square

we didnt have to pay off

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dont give me this
trauma shit

this is normal life

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magic bitch
was lucky enough

to escape a

quarter million kilometre long
spaceship

takin out her liner and

eatin it

whiel i was asleep

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:31:40]
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Various Artists
'Jefferson Airplane / White rab'
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isnt she smart enough to sell her story

jenny

release th pics to th media and

show th vid of

of her goin down th
deceleration tube

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and hack into th pod's

memory

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lets see her walkin into it

and closin th door

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ok send that bit to her only

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she owes me a hundred kilometre long
baby ship

th first

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:34:12]
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4 Non Blondes
'?'
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one her ship builds

will be sent back to us

send it

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she not happy but
i control her computer

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th ship will send it back

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stop bitchin

it half built already

clingin to th hull

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doin my bookwork

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drug time

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[boss i count 203 little ships]
[currently feeding from th]
[gills of th mother ship debris]
[do we need that ship back?]

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no but
it's th principal of th thing

i didnt mind her stealin a ship
whose idea was it to t give those cunts one

all gone silent

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[nuclear explosion off th poort bow
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Visage
'Fade to grey (Remix)'
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]

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its one of ours isnt it ?

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[nother one just gone off, off th starboard bow]

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BOOM

[cascade boss]

[th whole ship's batteries]
[all just decided to unload one]

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[we must of taken in too much plutonium in th last week]

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[we could raise th stores count]
[and make another storage bunker]

too many onboard now

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just make sure th batteries are

stopped from loosin off excess

when we got company

"unless attacked"

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not goin fast enough
otherwise we 'd throw em out th rear

wastin energy

and goin too slow

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fuckin sharks

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throw five percent of our nuclear arsenal out th rear end
and lets get th fuck out of here

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got five different propulsion systems and

so much redundancy

always a trail of matter we dont want

waftin out th bum

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[crazi ivan]

thanks for th headsup
i'm already hangin on to something

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[clearing datum]

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ZAP

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moreliek fly

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Tokyo Ghetto Pussy
'Tokyo Ghetto Pussy - I Want Yo'
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ing submarines

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break out th ship's bong

SMOKO

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[one of th baby ships doin point duty has reported]
[a BOrg vessel]

th cunts dont know how dangerous
solipsism is do they

[no]

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is it small enough to fit in our gob ?

[we could swallow it whole but]
[these are Borg]

our last run in was

nasty

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hmm

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[they not stupid enough to]

[use a tractor beem on us again]

[sucked thirty shark ships right thru it]

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not to mention

th big btich

much bigger gravitational object than them

keeps draggin you to it;s

mouth

doesnt have to move to eat

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have they opened com's ?

[no]

[playing dead]

[no lights]

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have they scanned th mother ship yet ?

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[they know there only one human life sign aboard]
[the bee hiive condfuised them]

th stingless bees will do that to ya

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it bigger than their normal

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Big Audio Dynamite II
'The Globe'
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cube

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[we dont need th mass boss]

[still doin repairs frm our last encounter]

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how'd we come out of it ?

[about even]

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well if they arent threatening any humans then

i spose we can leave em bee

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[they'll follow us]
they can eat my dust

not th only ones

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relax jenny
nuthing can find a human
inside of one of these things

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cant even read my life signs but

they knwo who we are

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got more armour around my
ships bridge than
they got around their whole

cube

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[yeah but their new armour is]
[shark class space ship teeth]

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[we dont break up hulls boss]
[throw em into stars]

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[we made it, we cant break it]

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jenny
we destroy black holes as

a matter of daily business
these fuckers are wipe outable

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[no they;re not]

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but they wont touch us

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The Kinks
'Better Things'
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it's a
quarter of amillion kilometres long and

we stopped it growin any longer

we can turn th feature back on but

there isnt much a
quarter million click long shark

need fear

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vapourizes most of it;s prey

in th intial attack at over light speed

all that mass behind th mouth

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we could take that cube

theoretically

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leave remote probes and

have th odd one return to th ship with a report

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[no use insto communicator?]

no
they;ve cracked it

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[ok boss]

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Golden Earring
'Radar Love'
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come hoem to mummy and
tell me wot th cunts have been up to

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they so good at electronical jamming

we gone low tech

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film and
mechanical devices

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[doin translation to computer readable format]

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[here's th mpegs]

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bein selective wot they use for mass

but interesting

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yr right
it is growin

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got a shark class space ship

dermal skin

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well lasers
are gunna be in trouble meetin that

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keep an eye on
how thick they building and

keep in mind we can tip th
horizon of a black hole

anytime we want to
we still cartin that singularity ?

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it;s a fuckin heavy tail

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she eject so much mass
when she asked to

we have to keep checking th inventory

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:09:06]
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Wolfmother
'Minds eye'
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i can think of
maybe five ways

i can use wot we got

to wipe yr cube

off my viewscreen but

u cunts are evrywhere

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got other smart critters to go hunt

that soem mad human dreamt up

or

alien

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fortunately
most of them

think small

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th kind of critters who
only wanna run th planet
they livin on

fuck that;s thinkin small

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think big

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th size of my shark spaceship gives me

a fair degree of immunity

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and even in th ships gig
a mere hundred kilometres long

not much can swallow us
and live to tell th tale

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not th standard model
and

th mother ship

behaves like shark

it swallow u with
me inside it and

i still come out unscathed

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been there

done that

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:14:11]
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?
'?'
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nicole kidman
sparkling diamond

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all those huge diamonds

in th mouth of th leviathan

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th amount of planets we had to crack and

still crack

for raw materials

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th borg know abou th other
hundred thousand or so

who counts
of over hundred thousand kilomtere long sharks

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if we blow u up fine enough we can

just all wander thru th mess

we'll reclaim th metals

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just thinkin out loud

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:16:57]
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City High
'Caramel (Remix)'
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he didnt fuckin threaten me on this meeting

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we not picard

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magic is

makin th borg spin their heads

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i dont ask th navy
how big they build

they get th cream of resources

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bump into em occasionally

my ship too big for them

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havent had to call

them

for rescue

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when th navy claims a system
no life signs in it and

they takin everything
they shoot at everything

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i'm th same

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fuck off cunts
find yr own

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read th posted warnings on th way in

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got 230 odd baby ships
runnin around feeding while

th big mother

blowin up all th planets

one by one

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its a fuckn mess at th moment

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whoops
just ate a baby

and spat it out th gill

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a bit of hull damage no
worries

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:22:12]
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Hunters and Collectors
'The Slab'
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baby ships
comin to th mouth of th mother ship
and

droppin morsels down its gullet

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little buggers are full

preprocessing now

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wot's that fuckin plaent made up of jenny ?

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ok crack th fuckin thing open

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RING RING

when we're done feedin th beasts jenny

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if it other human shark ships
they can wait

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nice little gas giant
wot have u got in yr heart

i can use

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release th baby sharks

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ah man

make em disgorge their full loads into th mother ship and

start anew

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start packin fill segments with

raw mixed high grade mass and

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Nirvana
'Paper Cuts'
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lets chop that mess down to
an eatable size for th rest of humanity

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when they've all

flown thru here and
thinned it out considerably

they'll blow th star

so thick in this bit of space

there another a light yr distant

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ok

major feeding operations are over for now
recall all our babies and

we'll leave wot;s left to th other sharks

we're outta here

pick a direction jenny

oh and
pack me a bong

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:30:23]
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Limp Bizkit
'Rollin (Uncensored)'
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a month frm now
i'll have another five hundred
hundred kilometre long

baby ships

all clamouring for food

mindless missiles

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stoppin th bitch growin has

some expected consequences

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gift two hundred of th new batch to
nigel six and

have em send emselves to em
as soon as they all tested

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their war with nigel five is gettin bloody

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[the man will give a similar number to nigel fiv

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:34:06]
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Metalica
'The Unnamed Feeling'
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e]

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it'll stop em arguing

at least with guns

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a bit of feeding and

th ship's computers will start makin

bigger weapon systems

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[hardwired in]

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it;s alive dude

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u cant kill it

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fuckin wendy
at 243 clicks long

she got a ship
that can crack planets

[and eat em]

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[the human compact]

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it'll keep growing
and it;ll keep having babies

who u give em to is
sometime;s th ship's decision

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all of em are linked and
always will be

a shark hive

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if u obtain one and
dont speak english

u have to learn th language to fly it

otherwise it just sit there

it;ll still eat

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oh it will crack yr language but
it only respond to
english tongue commands

kind of important over light speed

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u better learn then
enough supplies onboard a baby ship to

keep u alive five yrs or more

th ship always catchin somethin

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it wont attack another shark class ship
on purpose

u gotta be smarter than th ship

difficult

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u'll learn to think in english
and that makes u

talkable to

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if yr language any good

we'll steal bits of it

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our history

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1200 Techniques
'Karma'
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otherwise ya couldnt deal with
traffic control

when ya hit th

denser bits of

so called empty space

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u got no idea
hwo many shark class ships

are out there

we dont either

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none of th ship's
would fill out th e man;s

census form

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we know they;re out there but

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space is big

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so yr lost dude
ya gotta near impervious spaceship

why sit on yr arse

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too small to crack solar systems yet but

go and play in an asteroid belt for a whiel man

is fun at speed

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it'll make ya a better pilot and

yr ship will grow and

make things u aint got now

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arent u into th ships help system yet ?

dickhead

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th first port of call

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if u articulate th word help

th ships computer will respond with

it;s standard greeting

which u can change

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hey cunt is
still considered crude

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gorgeous
female head appears

a hologram

hey cunt

how ya goin ?

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Korn
'Korn - Mr. Rogers'
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my name is jenny.exe

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a pleasure to meet u mr rogers

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he's lying
it;s australian slang i speak

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not english at all

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well

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can i help u ?

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a list of all th things th ship can build
that arent currently available
[proscribed]

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u'll be informed
frm time to time

wot has been added

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less u catch it

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i'm sorry
it always building nuclear weapons

part of th
emergency drive system and

defense and

for feeding man

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breaks big chunks into little chunks

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occasionall
yif th racks are full

a cascade will go off and

we get a light show

full length of th ship

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means th ship is

well stocked

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Noosha Fox
'Only you can (Single Version)'
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wot did she just say ?

playin ancient music computer

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:52:58]
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Pink Floyd
'Echoes'
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and again

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th gravity indicator
doesnt tell me its

a borg cube but

ya get a feeling for these

things

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when five or six of th big buggers

sharks

have come up and sniffed it

they'll move along

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if to many of us
free agensts

come up and sniff at it

th navy will intrude

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fuck knows wot they;d do

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dont seem to be sharing their rulebook

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all i know is
nigel four
pays tax to em

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nigel five and
nigel six are

hangin around
different stars and

are still arguing

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mad cunts

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[black hole alert]

cant u see these things earlier ?

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[it not listed]

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where's it headed ?

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we werent on divergent paths

just followin th curve

nup

we wouldnt have met

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waddya mean it';s fuckin turned ?

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cunt

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give it th singularity and
not too much else pls

just enough to tip it it over

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i want my singularity back

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ok we're trackin

set th controls for th heart of
wot was th black hole and

hang on

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my precious

so handy

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put her back in th tail and

replenish supplies out of th mess

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always feel naked when

th huge arse is off on a job

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tail snaps off
like a terrestrial lizard

got soem on board

pets

big goannas

livin on a desert plain

it;s a big ship

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i like to ride thru their playground on one wheel

got mad cunts disease

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put all th footage of th
black hole
spewin everythin back out

in my blog

with my usual
unappropriate words and

claim th bounty dear

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they make th geld out of th footage

yr ship will do these things one day

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th black holes ar getting smarter

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i dunno
is is t a plasma life form ?

when one dies

th psychic in me

squeels and

thrills with th kill

is big

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knocks me psychically for a week

i read about it coming for a week though
in my diary so

is all good

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wobmble feeling in th tummy
when ya kill one and

we so far off
it;s horizon

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it fucking streamed man

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liek a huge teardrop

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i dont think we got it all

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i got four hundred views of th
implosion explosion but

we still missed much
i'm still watchin it

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one singularity and
a pinch

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keep throwin shit at it

all th heavy stuff

our tail grown so heavy

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fuckit
blow th whole tail section

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that got im

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greedy fucker

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cause it;s black

and fadin off into th distance

it fuckin hard to see

did we get it all

that end was runnin away

did it tear ?

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we'd have to ask

our wheelchair bound genius

none of th films got it

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that much mass here now

we cant see if

it threw a singularity of it;s own and

split

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[i think part of it just collapsed again]

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its not fuckin here now

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th dot in our tail
is telling me

it's brother got away

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we gotta get better at catchin em

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mine;s happy enough

always stops to be picked up again

stops dead relative

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our catch rate is dismal
one in a thousand

across th fleet

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we feed em well they just

liek to be free

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with that thing in th tail
all i i have t do mr borg

is face u

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teeth first

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u'll end up at th tail

i promise u

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like sand thru th hourglass

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james blunt
'?'
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why we keep th shark class moving

just liek it;s namesake

it always eating

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it'll eat anything
literally

anything

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a star
a gas giant planet
a black hole

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havent caused a supernova

just to feed th ship yet but

it probly happen

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space is

big

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some prick always complainin

i liekd that star

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Marianne Faithfull
'Pirate Jenny'
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ah well

i stole that

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[ i have a distress call]
[coming in]

[from the mining ship red dwarf]

it;s a tv show dear

we've had this conversation

[solipsism boss]

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so th real dave lister is still squeeling then

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pencil it in jenny but

its a fuckin small ship

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not worth stealing

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Kylie Minogue
'Red Blooded Woman'
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that fuckin kochanski bitch

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i could see her drivin a shark class space ship

a big fat bitch

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could ya imagien th bitch arguin with th ships computer

[the ship has to eat]
[otherwise we die]

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[sometimes other beings are killed in this process]
[this is called life]

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[th machine will not let u kill it]

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it'll go hunting when yr asleep otherwise

rackin up fines

better to get along with it

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otherwise u too will wake up one morning

with th ships computer informing u

[we drove thru a five thousand ppl luxury liner]
[during th ships night]
[the pigs on th phone]

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why wasnt i woken up
[th damage was done]

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A Perfect Circle
'Thinking of You'
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thnk u
didnt disturb my sleep

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th bitch was onboard for three hours
befor ei was told

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u had a good gossip with her didnt ya jenny

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presented it to me as a fait accompli
encourage th bitch to steal th ship
we send her back in

it not keyed to anyone yet

just break open th envelope and

read th directions

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anyway
they got a tougher spaceship

to run their passengers on and
their safety record should go up

now

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it was fdoin over light speed
hunting

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Roberta Flack
'The First time Ever I saw Your'
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BLAM

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wot was tht ?

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jenny.exe just doen a booboo

my bad

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my bad

i blame th random number generator

it was flyin th ship

lookin for mass

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hmm

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should i wake th idiot human ?

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thinking is...

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no he'll yell at me

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we got one survival pod
with a character alive in it and

we'll process her

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sleep paultje

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i've go tthis
oversize baby with
a few things it shouldnt have that

th ship wont give back its
inventory

we been arguin with it for

a long time

it bigger than most

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u welcome to it

we fond of it

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tricked up thing

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Scribe
'Not Many (Remix)'
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was th runt of th litter

no-one could figure it out

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it's bigger than all it;s brother and sister craft

now

we keep track of em

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and put in th size limits
according to

well

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as long as
jenny.exe

takes her runnin code
frm th master vessel

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her updates
which she needs

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its th how to
of how to build th;latest and

greatest gadgets

with what we got now

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machine dna

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yr ship
falls behind th other
shark class vessels and

they can take ya

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and th machine wont
update unless

it looked after
properly

+++

u receive new drive specs

over th outernet and

it cme sou tof th machien shop
a week later

to be installed on one engine pod

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:46:05]
+++
Ted Mulry Gang
'JUMP IN MY CAR'
+++

a little

test drive

+++

whiel we run th performance figures

+++

ok we'll install three thousand of these

+++

give em a larger trial over
a greater percentage of th ship

still not enough to bother th whole

+++

dont trust their figures

run yr own tests

+++

negotiate a license fee and

fuck that

steal th cunt outright and

+++

jenny.exe now floggin her own version

+++

five percent more thrust than th navy's and

we ran em thru hell to get th figures

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:49:04]
+++
?
'?'
+++

beth gibons and rustin man
sand river

+++

a sand river

is close computer

+++

very good

for yr nxt trick

..
..
..

+++

shower time

play amongst myself

..
..
..

[pirate jenny can u get black's attention for me]

that's never easy

+++

"hi little jenny"

[i cant give u th info u asked about-how many versions of me]

[are currently running]

+++

u not supposed to operate thru time

not anywhere in our specs

[isnt yr gift th same ?]

touche

+++

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+++
Do Re Mi
'1000 Mouths'
+++

i never shoudl ahve written that
wobblie random number generator wheel

+++

oh

got three of em runnin
now

feedin th song chooser

+++

th hearing code isnt ready jenny

it over complicated

black's

waitin for it to gell

+++

stuck his nose in it again yesterday and

u know th man

nuthin happens

and nuthin happens and then

there;s a deluge

+++

and back to

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:05:07]
+++
Røyksopp live
'Never Trust Your Computer'
+++

programming 12 hours in a day

+++

sorry
coding

+++

th visual recognition code is runing
th hearing code is
half written but

th program

is already up and running

+++

i havent added th

fourier transorm code into it yet

th psyhcic avalanche
when i lifted th basic source code was

overwhelming

yep this is it

+++

endorphin headrush

+++

sometimes
i see th code
\to write nxt

before i;ve thought

of wot to write

and i jsut

write th fucker down

quick

+++

bit like when iwas

back ground singin

wild on strete corners

and i'd hear th
sounds i'd sing

a half second beofre i sang em

+++

finally go tth fine tuning ont hat

turned down a bit

bugged me if truth be known

like yr ears ringin all th time

+++

let it just flow
i dont wanna know

i know gift
fuck off

+++

keep it simple stupid

+++

i'm still watchin th bugs i got now

+++

decidin which are
showstoppers

well for one

it aint auto inserting

properly

+++

i'll have to move th buttons back

+++

see wot i changed

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:10:53]
+++
Tool
'Stinkfist'
+++

gotta press on a skull and corssbones currently
and then hit a button

+++

i wrote this
wot is this shit

th prety features
took out th functional ones

fuck off

+++

we'll rename yr project
to PirateJenny.exe

when th aural code is
at least detcting song s by their sound and

puttin up titles

it plays stoeln mp3's and

tells u th tracks name and
artist

it will do

+++

currently
th sound code is

spread across
four different projects

every time i try to join em

it breaks

+++

some thinkin required

there is

always a way

+++

i'm gunna turn that
piece of art

t
that half bicycle unicycle
ont h wll

into a real

surf unicycle

one day

i've seen it surfin

+++

took me yrs but

stoners can still do shit

+++

today

7 yrs later

that piece of art is

a monoshock suspension

unicycle with
a swingarm

a comfortable ride

of th big wheel

frm

the ordinary bicycle

+++

it;s still a piece of art

i'm coming nippleclamp

dusk has passed and

we havent been uniccyle surfing

later

..
..
..

pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"

+++

p.s.

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+++
Massive Attack
'Protection'
+++