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George Orwell · Guest

We all know what happened last time somebody cursed or put a hex on
Belfort Instruments Digiwx AWOS, maybe this time Lt. Mark W. Decker's
Pecker will fall off because he plays with it so much!

The following curses and hexes are sought for any Belfort Instruments
owner, manager, employee, consultant, support staff and/or spouse who is
faithful to this company (in another's words, you have you head up your
manager's or one of the owner's butts) and the wrongs they willfully and
intentionally commit or wish against society and others:

Abhorrus Curse: This curse causes the intended to begin shaking
uncontrollably and if not stopped soon, the victim can literally “shake
themselves to death”. The incantation used is Abhorreo. (7)

Abicion Curse: This curse overwhelms the intended with a feeling of deep
disillusionment and depression and can often lead to suicide attempts.
The incantation used is Abicio. (7)

Accendo Hex: This hex will set a person on fire. Although not fatal or
particularly harmful, it can only be put out by the inflictor of the hex
itself. The incantation used is Accendus. (6)

Acerri Hex: This hex will overwhelm the intended with a sharp stinging
sensation, as if being repeatedly stung by a swarm of bees. The
incantation used is Acer Avil. (6)

Adficius Curse: This curse will successfully weaken the intended to such
a degree that they can no longer control their motor functions. The
incantation is Adficio. (7)

Aeger Beetle Hex: This hex will cause the intended to retch black
beetles for two hours after the hex was performed. The incantation is
Egre Scarab. (4)

Aspiritus Curse: This curse causes the intended to become breathless and
weak, rather like a Muggle asthma attack. The incantation used is
Aspirito. (2)

Aging Hex: This is an aging hex and will age the intended up to ten
years. The incantation used is Aevum. (3)

Baldness Hex: This hex will cause the intended to go completely bald.
The incantation used is Calvus. (2)

Bellyache Hex: This hex will cause a horrible stomach ache to the
intended. The incantation used is Belsa. (2)

Breaking Curse: This curse causes everything the intended touches to
break. The incantation used is Convello. (4)

Deafness Curse: This curse will make the intended deaf. The incantation
used is Anti-audio. (3)

Erysichthon Curse: This curse will cause the intended to be eternally
hungry. No amount of food will satisfy them and the curse can only be
lifted by the inflictor. The incantation is Comedo. (6)

Flattering Hex: This will cause the intended to flatter everyone they
meet until the hex is lifted. The incantation used is Blandio. (5)

Forgetfulness Hex: This will cause the intended to temporarily forget
everything they know in the world, even their name. The incantation used
is Bardus. (5)

Furnunculus Curse: This curse will cause the intended's body to break
out in boils. The incantation used is Furnunculo. (4)

Insanity Curse: This curse will cause the intended to become temporarily
insane. The incantation used is Alienari. (6)

Jelly-legs Curse: This curse will force the intended’s legs to resemble
rubber bands; they won’t be able to walk properly until the curse is
lifted. The incantation used is Prolix.

Kissing Curse: This curse will cause the intended to kiss the first
object they see uncontrollably, after being cursed. The incantation used
is Basiatio. (2)

Lameness Curse: This curse causes the intended to become lame or to
limp, depending on the experience of the inflictor. The incantation used
is Claudeo.

Loudness Curse: This curse causes the intended to shout everything they
say. The incantation used is Clamo. (3)

Mindlessness Curse: This curse will make the intended very forgetful;
seeming to “lose one’s marbles” as the Muggles would say it. The
incantation used is Amens. (4)

Royalty Curse: This curse will cause the intended to assume a mistaken
identity. They will wander around giving futile orders and whatnot for
they will believe that they are a member of royalty. The incantation
used is Basilice. (5)

Stickiness Hex: This hex will make the intended stick to anything they
touch. The incantation used is Cohaereo. (3)

Stuttering Curse: This will make the intended stutter until the curse is
lifted. The incantation used is Balbutio. (5)

Tail-growing Hex: This hex will force the intended to sprout a tail. The
incantation used is Cauda. (2)

Tooth-Lengthening Hex This curse causes the intended's teeth to lengthen
into long fangs. The incantation used is Dens Augmentis.

Transfiguring Curses: (6)
Animal Curses: To transfigure a person into an animal, the incantation
used is Bestia with the name of the desired animal following.
Object Curses: To transfigure a person into an object, the incantation
used is Converto followed by the name of the desired object.

Un-Puberty Curse: This is a particularly nasty curse that many angry
women use towards their significant others. It involves putting the man
into reverse puberty and thus reducing his virility. It does not wear
off until lifted, but can be lifted by either party, should the man be
able to find the counter-curse. The incantation used is Castro. (5)

Walking Curse: This curse will force the intended to walk aimlessly and
constantly until it is lifted. The incantation used is Ambulo. (4)

Whisker Hex: This will cause the intended to grow a wild, bushy beard.
The incantation used is Barba. (3)