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 Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:31 pm Post subject: Cardiff v Luton |
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A bloke on his way home from the Cardiff City v Luton match (in which
Cardiff stuffed Luton 4 -1) came across a dead halt in traffic, not
far from the Cardiff City ground. He thinks to himself, "Wow, this traffic
seems
to be worse than usual. Nothing's moving."
He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars
so he rolls down his window and asks: "Officer what's the hold up?"
The officer replies: "It's a Luton fan, he's just so depressed about:
losing to Cardiff this afternoon;
never winning any trophy recently;
their only piece of silverware to date is the League Cup, which they won in
1988;
the attempt that was made for a name change to London Luton FC
not getting promoted or even in play offs (coming 10th);
selling decent players;
player injuries;
the prospect of winning naff all after gobbing off all season;
he is threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire.
He says his family hates him, his mates are all laughing at him and he has
never had a job, hasn't got the money to get home. I'm walking around taking
a collection for him."
"Oh really?" says the bloke. "How much have you collected so far?".
"Only about 1/2 a litre, but a lot of Cardiff fans are still siphoning." |
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| Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:47 pm Post subject: Re: Cardiff v Luton |
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Trigger wrote:
| Quote: | A bloke on his way home from the Cardiff City v Luton match (in which
Cardiff stuffed Luton 4 -1) came across a dead halt in traffic, not
far from the Cardiff City ground. He thinks to himself, "Wow, this
traffic seems
to be worse than usual. Nothing's moving."
He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines
of cars so he rolls down his window and asks: "Officer what's the
hold up?"
The officer replies: "It's a Luton fan, he's just so depressed about:
losing to Cardiff this afternoon;
never winning any trophy recently;
their only piece of silverware to date is the League Cup, which they
won in 1988;
the attempt that was made for a name change to London Luton FC
not getting promoted or even in play offs (coming 10th);
selling decent players;
player injuries;
the prospect of winning naff all after gobbing off all season;
he is threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire.
He says his family hates him, his mates are all laughing at him and
he has never had a job, hasn't got the money to get home. I'm walking
around taking a collection for him."
"Oh really?" says the bloke. "How much have you collected so far?".
"Only about 1/2 a litre, but a lot of Cardiff fans are still
siphoning."
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