AirTalk.org Aviation discussions newsgroups   Archives   FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Register   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  Glasgow Earthquake Apeal Goto page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10  Next          AirTalk.org Forum Index -> Glasgow Airport View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Message Edinburger 666 Guest Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 12:28 pm    Post subject: Glasgow Earthquake Apeal URGENT - GLASGOW EARTHQUAKE APPEAL AT 00.54 ON MONDAY 9th AUGUST 2004 A MAJOR EARTHQUAKE HIT MEASURING 4.8 ON THE RICHTER SCALE EPICENTERED ON GLASGOW. Victims can be seen wandering aimlessly muttering:"Ah wiz shittin' masel", "Ah need some jellies" "Ah need a fag and a Cally Spesh". The Earthquake decimated the area, causing approximately £30 worth of damage, with the exception of the Possil area, where approx. £375,000 of improvements were made. Untold disruption and distress was caused. Many were woken well before their giro arrived. Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish Costas were damaged. Three areas of historic and scientifically significant litter were disturbed. The cone fell off the head of the statue of the Duke of Wellington outside the Gallery of Modern Art. That on his horse Copenhagen, managed to remain on the horse's head, albeit at a jaunty angle. Thousands are confused and bewildered, trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting has happened in Glasgow. One resident, Mary-Alice McGregor, a 17 year old mother-of-three said: "It was such a shock, little Chelsea came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Shauni slept through it. I was still shaking when I was watching Trisha the next morning." Apparently though, looting did carry on as normal. The British Red Cross have so far managed to ship 4000 crates of Buckfast Tonic Wine to the area to help the stricken masses. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings including benefit books and jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos. HOW YOU CAN HELP Clothing is most sought after. Items required include: Sovvy rings Baseball caps Shell suits Tesco two stripe trainers White socks Chunky gold chains Food parcels may be harder to put together but are necessary all the same. Required foodstuffs include: Frozen burgers Buckfast Deep fried Mars Bars Buckfast Golden Wonder crisps (Cheese and Onion and Prawn Cocktail >preferred) Buckfast Tripe and Onions Buckfast Black, White, Fruit or Red Pudding Buckfast Fray Bentos Pies Old English Cider Buckfast Lard Ready-cut Potato Chips Lard Buckfast £2 buys chips, scraps and "ginger" - preferably Dunn's or Alpine "Iron Brew" for a family of four. £10 can take a family to Coatbridge for the day, where children can sniff glue and spike up among the national collection of stinging nettles. 22p buys a biro for filling in a spurious compensation claim. £1.95 buys an "All Day" bus ticket to enable disaster victims to travel between the Social, the Posty, the Offy, McDonalds, and Whateverys, and Glasgow Green or Elder Park for the refugees garden party. Please send your credit card number and a sample signature. THIS APPEAL IS MADE ON BEHALF OF THE GLASGOW EARTHQUAKE VICTIMS FUND BY THE SCOTTISH EXECUTIVE AND CITY OF EDINBURGH COUNCIL. Back to top Joe Curry Guest Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 1:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Glasgow Earthquake Apeal The message <K5KRc.1963$LG5.21169344 (AT) news-text (DOT) cableinet.net> from "Edinburger 666" <Edinburger (AT) news (DOT) com> contains these words: Quote: Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish Costas were damaged. Keeping it on topic! >}) -- www.edinburghairport.org.uk Edinburgh Scotland International Scotland's most convenient/accessible/profitable airport Back to top Edinburger 666 Guest Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 1:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Glasgow Earthquake Apeal "Joe Curry" <ability (AT) zetnet (DOT) co.uk> wrote Quote: The message <K5KRc.1963$LG5.21169344 (AT) news-text (DOT) cableinet.net from "Edinburger 666" Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish Costas were damaged. Keeping it on topic! >}) Of Course Quote: www.edinburghairport.org.uk Edinburgh Scotland International Scotland's most convenient/accessible/profitable airport Back to top John Reid Guest Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 1:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Glasgow Earthquake Apeal Joe Curry wrote : Quote: The message <K5KRc.1963$LG5.21169344 (AT) news-text (DOT) cableinet.net from "Edinburger 666" Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish Costas were damaged. Keeping it on topic! >}) Encouraging an abusive troll = being a troll Interesting how similar the posting style of the troll's rubbish was to those posts made by your good self in alt.fan.joe-curry I think. -- John Mail sent to the reply address will be binned automatically. Use my name with the domain (@+the rest) Back to top Edinburger 666 Guest Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 4:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Glasgow Earthquake Apeal "John Reid" <news (AT) jazza (DOT) demon.co.uk> wrote Quote: Joe Curry wrote : The message <K5KRc.1963$LG5.21169344 (AT) news-text (DOT) cableinet.net from "Edinburger 666" Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish Costas were damaged. Keeping it on topic! >}) Encouraging an abusive troll = being a troll Interesting how similar the posting style of the troll's rubbish was to those posts made by your good self in alt.fan.joe-curry I think. John you are a liar, i "apparently" posted you an abusive email. Prove it or fcuk it. I am not abusive. Back to top Andy Guest Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 5:37 pm    Post subject: Re: Glasgow Earthquake Apeal John Reid <news (AT) jazza (DOT) demon.co.uk> wrote Quote: Joe Curry wrote : The message <K5KRc.1963$LG5.21169344 (AT) news-text (DOT) cableinet.net from "Edinburger 666" Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish Costas were damaged. Keeping it on topic! >}) Encouraging an abusive troll = being a troll Interesting how similar the posting style of the troll's rubbish was to those posts made by your good self in alt.fan.joe-curry I think. Originally an email doing the rounds a year or two back called 'Essex Earthquake Appeal'. For Glasgow and Coatbridge read Basildon and Canvey Island.. A nasty little troll who doctors original emails to reflect his hatred of a large part of Scotland's population, its biggest city and busiest airport.... Sadly for Scotland, due to such examples of sectarianism and ignorance we'll probably never be independent. ( Andy Back to top Edinburger 666 Guest Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 6:02 pm    Post subject: Re: Glasgow Earthquake Apeal "Andy" <ah40soas (AT) hotmail (DOT) com> wrote Quote: John Reid <news (AT) jazza (DOT) demon.co.uk> wrote Joe Curry wrote : The message <K5KRc.1963$LG5.21169344 (AT) news-text (DOT) cableinet.net from "Edinburger 666" Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish Costas were damaged. Keeping it on topic! >}) Encouraging an abusive troll = being a troll Interesting how similar the posting style of the troll's rubbish was to those posts made by your good self in alt.fan.joe-curry I think. Originally an email doing the rounds a year or two back called 'Essex Earthquake Appeal'. For Glasgow and Coatbridge read Basildon and Canvey Island.. A nasty little troll who doctors original emails to reflect his hatred of a large part of Scotland's population, its biggest city and busiest airport.... Sadly for Scotland, due to such examples of sectarianism and ignorance we'll probably never be independent. ( Andy Hello Andy! Let me address your points. I am not a nasty little troll who doctors emails as you can see http://www.ciao.co.uk/Jokes__Review_5310602 I read it on a web page. I believe sectarianism means predudice about some persons religion, tell me where i made fun of anyones religion, creed, colour. Well i would be happy to stay in the UK, if it means being governed by illiterate morons like yourself under an independant Scotland. Dont think i will get a reply from you. Peace off!!!! Back to top colin. Guest Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 6:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Glasgow Earthquake Apeal For Christ's sake, what is wrong with you? It was a joke. J-O-K-E. Some of you lot need to lighten the hell up. Back to top SW Guest Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 7:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Glasgow Earthquake Apeal I can see Edinburgh's appeal now Clothes; Versace Dresses for the women Gucci and Guess for the men Lacoste trainers but preferably real Italian Leather loafers Foodstuffs; Caviar with Continental Breads Veal escalopes with New potatoes Red Burgundy or White Wine Chocolate and Vannila bean cheesecake with truffle mousse Aye right sir. Yes Glasgow has it's downside but that isn't to say Edinburgh is just like Beverly Hills.Get your facts right before you dare stereotype us. Back to top Hooded Claw Guest Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 7:27 pm    Post subject: Re: Glasgow Earthquake Apeal <snip> Better to stick to the facts for an honest discussion.... http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/edinburgh.cfm?id=599932004 Back to top BLIMPS Guest Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 7:37 pm    Post subject: Re: Glasgow Earthquake Apeal "Hooded Claw" <hoodedc (AT) hotmail (DOT) com> wrote Quote: snip Better to stick to the facts for an honest discussion.... http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/edinburgh.cfm?id=599932004 ........but not in here, maybe in edinburgh.misc? BLIMPS Back to top Edinburger 666 Guest Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 8:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Glasgow Earthquake Apeal "Hooded Claw" <hoodedc (AT) hotmail (DOT) com> wrote Quote: snip Better to stick to the facts for an honest discussion.... http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/edinburgh.cfm?id=599932004 Shall we talk about the Drug deaths in Glasgow! Back to top Adrian Tupper Guest Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 8:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Glasgow Earthquake Apeal "colin." <colin###@###j0o.com> wrote in news:7vPRc.2193$OA.23394510 (AT) news-text (DOT) cableinet.net: Quote: For Christ's sake, what is wrong with you? It was a joke. J-O-K-E. Some of you lot need to lighten the hell up. Quite. -- Adrian Back to top BLIMPS Guest Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 9:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Glasgow Earthquake Apeal "Adrian Tupper" <adrian.tupper (AT) totalise (DOT) co.uk> wrote Quote: "colin." <colin###@###j0o.com> wrote in news:7vPRc.2193$OA.23394510 (AT) news-text (DOT) cableinet.net: For Christ's sake, what is wrong with you? It was a joke. J-O-K-E. Some of you lot need to lighten the hell up. Quite. Depends who's telling the joke sometimes. BLIMPS Back to top Adrian Tupper Guest Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 9:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Glasgow Earthquake Apeal "BLIMPS" <BLIMPS (AT) btopenworld (DOT) com> wrote in news:cf8otj$9l6$1 @titan.btinternet.com: Quote: "Adrian Tupper" <adrian.tupper (AT) totalise (DOT) co.uk> wrote in message news:Xns9540DF9AEC92Fz (AT) 194 (DOT) 247.47.119... "colin." <colin###@###j0o.com> wrote in news:7vPRc.2193$OA.23394510 (AT) news-text (DOT) cableinet.net: For Christ's sake, what is wrong with you? It was a joke. J-O-K- E. Some of you lot need to lighten the hell up. Quite. Depends who's telling the joke sometimes. 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