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AIR & BUSINESS TRAVEL NEWS

A WEEKLY NEWS REVIEW PUBLISHED EVERY MONDAY
PO Box 1315, Potters Bar, Herts EN6 1PU, United Kingdom
Tel: +44 (0)1707 665454
All enquiries: info (AT) abtn (DOT) co.uk

In conjunction with The Times business travel on line
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/businesstravel

22 MAY 2006

BREAKING NEWS is that this morning (Monday 22 May) Belfast City
Airport will be officially renamed “George Best Belfast City Airport ”
by the Best family including father Dickie and son Calum Best. Later
in the day “The George Best”, a FlyBe Bombardier Q400, will bring Sir
Alex Ferguson and David Gill plus other colleagues from his Manchester
United days to special dinner celebrating Northern Ireland’s greatest
ever footballer on what would be his 60th birthday.
http://www.flybe.com


AIR NEW ZEALAND – new route possibilities
AIRBUS – steals the thunder
AIRPORT SLOTS – cause of contention
BARCLAYCARD BUSINESS – research
BOMBARDIER – new bases
BRITISH AIRWAYS – full years results
CITY CENTRE CHECK-INS – international too
CRUISE FIGURES – big growth
DVT – final conclusion
EUROSTAR – record run
EXETER AIRPORT – record figures
GLASGOW AIRPORT – older than you think
LONDON CITY AIRPORT – visitor
MARTIN BROUGHTON – raises his profile
MOSCOW – five star hotel
NOVA SCOTIA – more air services
OAG AIRLINE OF THE YEAR – awards
OPEN SKIES – progress or not
TENERIFE – it’s warmer than Scotland (and Liverpool)
VIRGIN ATLANTIC – 10 years of progress

ON TOUR: Shakespeare Country and the Cotswolds
INCIDENTALLY: Getting Out Of the UK


COMMENT: BT – GETTING NO BETTER

Long-term readers of ABTN may recall about six years ago of
machinations by this publication and British Telecon.

Move on into a new century and things have got no better.

The problems then involved moving ADSL access from one property within
a telephone exchange area to another. BT said that they could not
complete the move within ten working days, and they were right. What
was essentially a simple switch over took over two weeks.

Spring forward to May 2006 and this time the task is even easier.
Change from one BT account to another. In other words using the line
that is active, with the equipment which is approved, just alter the
service provided and the invoicing.

“Delighted to do so,” said the salesman. “It will be seamless.”

Don’t you believe it.

The invoicing no problem. After all at the top BT is run by faceless
accountants who are very good at sorting out the money scenario.

But the technical side. A total disaster!

Yes the old service was stopped on the due day but someone at British
Telecom had clearly failed to start up the new connection. Nothing. No
warning. Just a polite automatic note telling of ‘no connection’ and
suggesting a call to the once Government owned service help desk.

Now that is the next joke. Or it would be if it was not so serious.
Have you tried to get hold a human being in BT. One that speaks clear
English and can actually help and is not speaking off an approved
script. Five calls, over one hour on the phone and no progress.

“Phone the chairman’s office?” That’s a good idea. And the number is
in the BT book.

One gets through. Except it is not the chairman’s office but the
Warrington branch. Very helpful. Well up to a point. And for sure the
chairman has never been near the place. In fact toothless. Yes they
can confirm the problem was BT’s fault in that no order was properly
raised for the revised service, and yes a new order, for that is what
it is, will take ten days.

“You must be joking. ABTN needs its email service now not in ten days
time. We get well over 100 email messages every day and have 23,000
registered readers waiting to read Monday’s edition. Plus a web site
to load”.

“Very sorry but there is nothing I can do. Five days is possible.”

“Well can you speak to someone? What is the name of the chairman?
Clearly as we don’t have internet we cannot look up his name”.

“Someone will call you back!”

We are still waiting!

PS A recent WHICH report placed BT 20th in a satisfaction list. Much
too high!
___________________________________________________________________

AIR NEW ZEALAND has changed its order for four Boeing 787 series 8
aircraft into that for four series 9. Whilst not a major breakthrough
the slightly larger aircraft, again with Rolls-Royce engines, will
enable the carrier to offer non-stop services from its major hub at
Auckland to Beijing, Buenos Aires, Mumbai and Vancouver. The Trent
1000-powered 787-9 will enter into service in December 2010. ANZ will
have all its eight upgraded B747-400 aircraft in service by August
2006, all its new B777-200ER aircraft operational by early 2007 and
will introduce the 787-9 during 2010/2011. The airline retains the
option for delivery of four additional 787 aircraft and has purchase
rights for a further 30 B777s and ten 787s. http://www.airnz.co.nz

AIRBUS (and not its client carriers) stole the headlines last Thursday
with the first landing of an A380 at Heathrow, something that will
become a common sight as the first decade of the new century begins to
come to a close. Heathrow will become the major hub for the aircraft
with Singapore Airlines the first carrier to introduce the aircraft
expected in December 2007 at T3. http://www.airbus.com

AIRPORT SLOTS are always a cause of contention. ABTN has obtained
figures which show that British Airways 40% domination of Heathrow is
far less than by other carriers at major gateways. Lufthansa has 59.3%
of availability at Frankfurt and Air France 57.5% at Charles de
Gaulle. KLM dominates Amsterdam with 52.9% whilst on the other side of
the Atlantic “you aint seen nothing yet”. At Cincinnati, Delta is by
far and away the airport’s main business with 87.2% of what is
available and at Newark Continental comes in with 66.1%. Northwest
dominates Detroit, Memphis and Minneapolis with the slot situation in
the mid-70% and as you might well expect American Airlines is the
major carrier at Dallas-Fort Worth with 80% of the available slots.
http://www.acl-uk.org

BARCLAYCARD BUSINESS latest research has revealed that British Airways
remains the favoured airline for business travellers for the fifth
year running. Nearly half of the survey respondents (48%) say they
like BA because of the choice of route and airport location, whilst
42% cite affection and trust for the brand. easyJet comes next
stealing second place from Virgin Atlantic for the first time and also
showing that the reasons for choosing a particular airline vary
considerably between service providers. Over half (58%) of those who
favour Virgin Atlantic do so because they like the brand while,
unsurprisingly, easyJet customers are primarily attracted by low fares
(85%). British Airways, with its massive network, remains the
undisputed champion amongst employees of larger companies, increasing
its share of this market to 54% in 2005/06, way ahead of its nearest
competitor, Virgin Atlantic (7%). This, the tenth annual Barclaycard
Business Travel Survey, questioned 2,500 respondents (CEOs, company
directors, managers and executives), about all aspects of business
travel from airlines and hotels to online bookings.
http://www.barclaycardbusiness.co.uk

BOMBARDIER has officially named Farnborough Airport, home to the
international air show of that name, as its European regional sales
headquarters. Dubai gets the same title for the Middle East. Skyjet
International, the business jet charter programme operator, part of
the Canadian conglomerate, will share the facility. Bombardier
manufactures the Challenger and Learjet ranges of business jets. Last
year it produced 186 aircraft, a 45% increase on the 128 delivered in
2004. Bombardier says that with the increased hassle at major airports
executive jets are coming more and more into their own, even for the
North Atlantic crossings. http://www.aero.bombardier.com

BRITISH AIRWAYS announced last Friday a pre-tax profit of ÂŁ620m in the
year to 31 March 2006 (2005: ÂŁ513m profit). The pre-tax profit for the
fourth quarter was ÂŁ91m (against a ÂŁ6m loss for the same period last
year). Net debt at ÂŁ1.6bn fell by ÂŁ1.3bn during the year, a ÂŁ5bn
reduction since its December 2001 peak. Willie Walsh, chief executive,
noted that the airline’s short haul business is now in profit for the
first time in ten years. He said that there was more to do. On the
subject of staff pensions he commented that he was pleased with the on
going dialogue BA was having with staff, trustees and trade unions on
this vital issue. “Self-service check-in, both online and at airport
kiosks, has been very well received by our customers. We continue to
enhance and develop new products and this summer will upgrade our
inflight entertainment and introduce our new Club World flat bed.” In
announcing the results BA said that market conditions remain broadly
unchanged and noted the rise in fuel costs, but not the passenger
surcharges. The Board has recommended that no final dividend be paid.
http://www.ba.com

CITY CENTRE CHECK-INS are gaining in popularity, with the exception of
BA who dumped Paddington. Following mention of the new Dubai facility
for Abu Dhabi in last week’s ABTN we are reminded that it is not the
only facility provided in a foreign country. With the closure of the
Brussels – Charles de Gaulle flights (well, all except one morning
special) Air France have come up with a regular Thalys schedule that
provides for a check-in at Brussels Midi and a dedicated coach for air
travellers. Journey time to CDG is just 70 minutes.
http://www.airfrance.co.uk

CRUISE FIGURES continue to boom with 1.25m Brits expected to take an
ocean cruise this year and 1.5m enjoying ocean cruise holidays by
2008, according to statistics by the Passenger Shipping Association
(PSA). In its 32-page Annual Cruise Review booklet the PSA clearly
documents a whole series of facts and trends including statistics from
the European Cruise Council showing that 2.14m continental Europeans
also took waterborne holidays. Connection to the ships has been to
date normally by charter aircraft and scheduled services but with the
increase of budget services to airports near the Mediterranean ports
more and more cruise companies are now offering cruise only,
transferring travel responsibility to the client. Visit Britain has
also benefited from the cruise boom with a dedicated project manager,
Peter Conway, not only promoting the UK but also advising ports on
marketing their services to the cruise companies.
http://www.discover-cruises.co.uk

DVT is not a danger to air travellers according to two influential
studies, backing up the views of Dr Ian Perry ON THE SOAPBOX in the
ABTN issue 3 April 2006. Researchers simulating conditions of reduced
cabin pressure and reduced oxygen levels such as may be encountered
during an 8-hour aeroplane flight, found no increase in the activation
of the blood clotting system among healthy individuals, according to a
study in the 17 May issue of JAMA (Journal of the American
Association). In the UK a study by the University of Leicester’s
Department of Cardiovascular Sciences and University of Aberdeen’s
School of Medicine has come to the same conclusion. Also involved was
the RAF Centre of Aviation Medicine at Henlow in Bedfordshire and the
Academic Medical Centre at the University of Amsterdam. This study was
funded by the UK Department for Transport, the UK Department of Health
and the European Commission. http://www.jamamedia.org

EUROSTAR train “The Da Vinci Code” set a new world record for the
longest non-stop international train journey last week travelling from
London’s Waterloo station to Cannes for the film festival in 7 hours
25 miles, 880 miles at an average speed of just under 120 mph. Top
speed was 186 mph and on board were some of the stars of the film
including Tom Hanks and Audrey Tautou. The film was released worldwide
on Friday 19 May. http://www.sonypictures.com

EXETER AIRPORT has published figures which show its dramatic growth
and how it has completely overtaken Plymouth as Devon’s major airport.
Fifteen years ago each airport could only account for not much over
100,000 passengers in a single year. Exeter has recorded 873,869
passengers over the last 12 months whilst Plymouth has stayed more or
less static. Edinburgh has proved to be the most popular destination
with a twice-daily FlyBe service using AVRO RJs. The airport is
presently up for sale. http://www.exeter-airport.co.uk

GLASGOW AIRPORT, also once known as Paisley, has celebrated 40 years,
with the unveiling of a brand new multi-million pound airside
Skylounge. Included in the international pier development is both a
holiday area for families and a prestige business room. Opened by the
Queen in 1966 in its first year the airport moved 1.5m passengers.
Over the last 12 months it was 9m. It’s not all good news. BA no
longer flies to New York, this loss now covered by Continental who
have a daily all year round Boeing 757 service to Newark New Jersey,
augmented by another flight on Wednesday, Friday and Saturday.
http://www.baa.com

LONDON CITY AIRPORT welcomed the first ever visit by an Airbus on
Saturday 13 May, in this case an A318. In March the authorities
granted the A318 a steep approach certification enabling compatibility
tests to take place. This is an important part of the programme aimed
at enabling the aircraft to undertake commercial flights at the
airport. Substantially bigger with a maximum of 132 seats and with a
much longer range, than the aircraft currently using London City the
A318 represents the future of LCY, an aircraft available new unlike
the AVRO/BAe 146 series aircraft that currently predominate, but are
out of production. Offering getting on for twice the range of existing
aircraft serving the airport, the A318 will allow commercial operators
to offer new markets such as Rome, Madrid and Eastern Europe. The A318
Elite corporate jet version could operate even further afield.
Problems still have to be overcome regarding full certification and
apron space but in the meantime the airport is now, like Exeter, up
for sale. A piece of perfect Irish timing.
http://www.londoncityairport.com/index.php?mode=news&action=showStory&sId960

MARTIN BROUGHTON, chairman of British Airways, continues to fly the
flag for the airline. In a document published by the TransAtlantic
Business Dialogue (TABD) previewing the forthcoming EU/US Summit,
attended by US president George Bush and José Manuel Barroso,
president of the European Commission, Mr Broughton has called for the
US and European governments to recognise the dangers and resist any
protectionist pressures that might damage this $3 trillion trade. In
the foreword, Broughton and Citigroup chairman and CEO Charles Prince
said: “The transatlantic economic relationship remains the most
integrated and significant relationship in the world, accounting for
over half of GDP and one third of global trade. Protectionism
threatens future of transatlantic trade”. TABD is a group of 30
chairmen and chief executives of some the world’s biggest companies..
http://www.ba.com

MOSCOW is to gain a Ritz Carlton hotel with an opening hopefully by
the end of the year. The 332 guestrooms, 11-storey property is within
walking distance of the Kremlin, St Basil's Cathedral, Lenin’s
Mausoleum and the Bolshoi Theatre. It will feature the largest
guestrooms in the city measuring 452 square feet/42 square metres,
plus 76 suites, including The Ritz-Carlton Suite. The Ritz-Carlton
Club Level will be located on the top two floors of the hotel offering
impressive views of Red Square and will provide an exceptional level
of privacy and exclusive services for guests. Club Level guests will
enjoy complimentary round-the-clock food presentations and dedicated
butler/concierge services. All guestrooms will be furnished with
signature Ritz-Carlton bedding, and high-speed internet access. Two
restaurants are planned as is a business centre and leisure area
including a glass-covered swimming pool. http://www.ritzcarlton.com

NOVA SCOTIA, the subject of last week’s ON TOUR, has gained a new air
service. From this week, until 5 October, Air Transat will be
operating a weekly non-stop flight from Gatwick using a two-class
Airbus A310, with 20 seats in club and 239 in economy. Outbound
Wednesday from Halifax with the return leaving Gatwick on a Thursday
morning with a flight time of not much more than five hours. Zoom has
a similar service on a Wednesday out of Gatwick with a Boeing 767.
http://www.airtransat.com http://www.flyzoom.com

OAG AIRLINE OF THE YEAR is Cathay Pacific. At a glittering ceremony at
The Grosvenor House Hotel in London last Thursday doyen of travel
writers Alan Whicker not only presented the Hong Kong airline with the
ultimate award but also the 2006 Best Transpacific Airline and Best
Airline based in Asia. British Airways took home two awards: Best
Airline Based in Western Europe and Best Transatlantic Airline. CSA
Czech Airlines won Best Airline Based in Central/Eastern Europe for
the 3rd year running. American Airlines was named Airline of Choice
for Travellers with a Disability, a new award introduced this year.
JetBlue won Best Low Cost/No Frills Airline for the first time,
beating easyJet, Southwest Airlines and Virgin Blue. Eddie Bell,
chairman of OAG, surprised Alan Whicker by presenting him with the
Lifetime Achievement Award, praising his remarkable career spanning
almost 60 years. The Outstanding Service Award went to Maria Benson,
manager with Continental Airlines "We Care" programme, for her
dedication and inspiring leadership during the aftermath of Hurricane
Katrina. Emirates retained the title Best Airline based in Middle East
& Indian Sub-Continent, and Dubai International was voted Best Airport
in Europe, Middle East & Africa but lost out to Singapore Changi for
the Best Airport. http://www.oag.com

OPEN SKIES across the Atlantic seem as far away as ever following the
breakdown of talks in Brussels, the stumbling block as ever the
(partial) foreign ownership of US domestic carriers. In the United
States itself Continental Airlines president Jeff Smisek has been
vigorously campaigning against Virgin America claiming it is de facto
part of the Branson empire. However Continental are none too happy at
being excluded from Heathrow. It does seem that the airline wants it
both ways. With the US now reconsidering its policy the EU will not
receive a firm proposal until later this year the earliest an
agreement coming into force not likely until the summer 2007 traffic
season. http://www.aea.be

TENERIFE seems to be much in favour with flyglobespan, the airline
division of the Edinburgh-based travel group, who already serve the
Spanish Atlantic island with daily flights from both Glasgow and
Stansted. Also going daily is a new service from Liverpool’s John
Lennon International Airport to Tenerife in November. This is
flyglobespan’s second move into the north west of England. They
recently announced the November launch of a three-days-a-week service
from Manchester to Cape Town – a first for that airport.
http://www.flyglobespan.com

VIRGIN ATLANTIC, never an airline to miss a publicity opportunity, has
celebrated 10 years of operations from Manchester. Since its first
flight in May 1996 to Orlando it has carried over 1.6m passengers.
Later this year it will add a weekly service to St Lucia. In 2005
Barbados was added but the backbone of the operation is the daily
(except Sunday) Boeing 747 service to Florida offering the full Virgin
Upper Class Suite product. http://www.virgin-atlantic.com

FORTHCOMING EVENTS THAT MIGHT BE OF INTEREST TO READERS:

A thanksgiving service to celebrate the life of Sir Freddie Laker will
be held 1400 Thursday 8 June in central London. Guests are each
requested to wear a touch of red. Attendance is by invitation only and
requests should be made to his daughter Elaine Seear.
e.seear (AT) virgin (DOT) net

___________________________________________________________________


ON TOUR: Shakespeare Country and the Cotswolds

Your editor recently took a short break in Shakespeare country and the
Cotswolds. Rolling hills, fine woodlands, small towns and tiny
villages. Sheep farming is still very much big business. There is no
doubt that England, and that includes the other home countries, have a
host of wonderful places to visit either for a short weekend (or a
weekday) break or for a more protracted tour. The weather may not be
guaranteed but you can usually dodge between the showers. Once off the
main roads, the driving is easy and the scenery often outstanding.

“On a Friday travelling north from London can be difficult but a late
morning sprint up the M40, a lack of lorries and heavy traffic and a
motorway that winds its way past High Wycombe, through the
Stokenchurch cutting, and on to Banbury, an ancient town with its
cross from Edward 1st time and an excellent eatery in the Thai Orchid.
Thirty miles further on is Stratford itself with the Alveston Manor
for a night’s stop. This ancient (well some of it is ancient)
four-star hotel sits on the other side of the Avon from the town,
combining oak-beamed rooms with pleasant modern accommodation and a
superb leisure complex including an 18-metre indoor swimming pool. It
is just a short walk into Stratford with its pedestrianised streets
and varied shops, very much geared up for the tourist trade. Americans
do not seem to come these days in numbers but there are many visitors
from the Far East, about one-third of all tourists from abroad. You
can take a stroll joining one of the daily walks (Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday 1100, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday 1400 – £5),
where a local guide will interest and entertain you with stories from
Shakespeare’s time and the many ancient buildings and historical
events over the last 500 years. Brand new, and after all Stratford was
always forward looking and one of the first places to go into the
tourist business back in the 18th century, is a wireless hot spot
experiment called “Stratford Unplugged”. Tourists who hire a personal
digital assistant for the day access an interactive map of the town
giving up to the minute information and background details. Everything
on a normal tourist site.

The Royal Shakespeare Company is currently staging the biggest
festival in its history, inviting theatre companies from across the
world and around the UK to a unique celebration of the Bard’s complete
works, all 37 plays. In July the Courtyard Theatre opens, a temporary
construction replacing the Royal Shakespeare Theatre from April 2007
onwards, that distinguished building closing for a major
redevelopment.

From Stratford to Bourton on the Water is a delightful 25 miles,
40-minute drive along minor A roads past Moulton-in-the-Marsh. Bourton
has often been described as the “Venice of the Cotswolds” on the
strength of its six picturesque bridges across the River Windrush.
This is a Cotswold tourist venue “par excellence”, with a proper
village green surrounded by shops, tearooms, public houses and
restaurants. Well worth visiting is The Cotswold Perfumery, a small
family business that has been manufacturing fine fragrances for over
40 years. A short tour shows you how the perfumes are produced and a
one-day course on making your own brand is proving very popular at
ÂŁ99. For the children there is the Bourton model railway exhibition
and the Fun Days Play Barn, whilst the model village and Cotswold
Motoring Museum is for the whole family.

Retracing our steps through Stow-on-the-Wold, next stop ten miles and
20 minutes away, is Blockley and its old water mill. This is the site
of a fabulous private garden developed by the Dare family, half the
property is used for bed and breakfast accommodation and the two and a
half acre garden is home to all manner of plants, borders and fruit.
You do need to be fairly nimble to get around the tiered garden
although some 50% is wheelchair accessible it is claimed. The
landscaping is simply glorious. Then, time for a tea and strawberries
and cream served by the enthusiastic owners only to keen to help and
explain. You might even get a personal tour.

In this part of England, public houses with fine eating is now the
norm and the Bell at Willersey proved to be an architectural Cotswold
stone built drinking place, in the most beautiful of villages,
complete with pond and thatched cottages.

Back into the car and onto Snowshill Manor, National Trust since 1951
and again a superb setting. A beautiful Cotswold country house dating
back to the 16th century containing Charles Paget Wade’s extraordinary
and eccentric collection of craftsmanship and design, including
musical instruments, clocks, toys, bicycles and Japanese armour. His
family made money in the West Indies in the 19th century and he spent
his whole life just collecting. His will stipulates “No Signage” and
sometimes it is just a guessing game to know what and where from.

An easy run back to Stratford and an evening performance of Julius
Caesar, all blood and gore with the conquering Octavius (Augustus)
very young. The Royal Shakespeare Company always puts on a quality
production.

The final day took us on a nice quiet early morning Sunday drive from
Stratford down the A3400 to Woodstock and one of the grand palaces of
England, Blenheim, the home of the Dukes of Marlborough since the
early part of the 18th century. In August 1704 John Churchill,
recently made Duke of Marlborough, won one of the great battles in
European history, Blenheim in south Germany, his adversary Louis XIV.
Defeat on that occasion would have meant French domination of Europe
and history would have been different. Blenheim was conceived by Sir
John Vanbrugh in 1705 and completed in 1722, although like all great
estates, it has never stood still with the present Duke (now in his
80s), ensuring that the property stays financially stable and
attractive for visitors. Aston Martin chose Blenheim for its annual
owners’ get together, an excuse to show the proto-type four door
saloon, bound to be a star at the forthcoming Motor Show at Excel in
London.

Blenheim was also the birthplace of Sir Winston Churchill in 1874 and
it was his wish to be laid to rest at Bladon churchyard just outside
the estate. He died in 1965. It is a World Heritage site, set in 2001
acres of parkland, originally landscaped by “Capability” Brown.
Sweeping lawns and formal gardens surrounds the palace, the staterooms
graced with priceless portraits, exquisite porcelain and magnificent
tapestries. A permanent Winston Churchill exhibition gives you an
insight to a man considered by many to be the greatest Englishman of
the 20th century. At certain times even the private apartments are
accessible. From the terraces take a walking tour around the grounds,
through the Italian garden, the rose garden and the secret garden with
its secluded winding paths, bridges, streams and water features. A
stroll past the cascade waterfall and you are into a wooded landscaped
walk and past the lake and boathouse.

Blenheim Palace employs 12 permanent gardeners and has the upkeep of
seven acres of roof. You can go on a day visit or fit in with one of
the many special events that will take place this summer, including
concerts by Westlife, James Blunt and Robin Gibb and of course the
world famous Blenheim International Horse Trials. There is a cafeteria
and restaurant or you can dine in the lovely village of Woodstock.

The round trip was around 260 miles from South Mimms or you can take a
inclusive package coach tour for up to ÂŁ325 staying two nights in a
four star-hotel and including seats at the Royal Shakespeare Theatre.

http://www.thaigroup.co.uk
http://www.shakespeare-country.co.uk
http://www.rsc.org.uk
http://www.alvestonmanor.co.uk
http://www.cotswolds.com
http://www.cotswold-perfumery.co.uk
http://www.milldenegarden.co.uk
http://www.the-bell-willersey.com
http://www.blenheimpalace.com


INCIDENTALLY: Getting Out Of the UK


Did you hear the story of the journalist who managed to defeat the
migration department of the Foreign & Commonwealth Office, or as it is
now called in a trendy logo “UK Passport Service”?

Our writer’s standard (32 page) size passport was full and you can’t
get a new 48-page version although one is listed in their brochure.
The Indian authorities would not update a previous visa and needed a
perfect page to comply with their regulations.

So it was up to the Passport Office, near Victoria Station, for what
is called “The Premium Service”. By appointment only at a cost of
£96.50. They don’t allow you in until the approved time either and it
was raining.

Through security and an interview number allotted. And certainly
within 20 minutes a call to the interrogation desk.

“I am very sorry sir but the image is no good!”

“Why?”

“Your mouth is slightly open and there is a reflection in your
glasses. Please see form PLE/04 02.06” (which had not been seen but is
in the latest information pack).

“OK I will go to the photo machine in the lobby and have a retake with
my glasses off.”

“Very sorry sir but you will need to call our reservations and make a
new booking”.

So out to the lobby 50 feet away, a session in the photo machine and
then a quick call.
“Happy to help you sir and we can see you in Belfast tomorrow.”

“But I am off to India on Friday and the Visa still has to be raised.
I am in your Victoria office.”

“Possibly Peterborough on Thursday.”

“The Visa still has to be raised!”

Defeat. No sir. Not for your cunning journalist. The solution was
easy.

Present yourself at Victoria’s front door, apologise for being late,
and follow the procedure.

Mouth closed. Glasses off. Everything in order.

“Please come back in four hours sir the new passport will be
available.”

And four hours later, 2030 on a wet and miserable Victoria evening, it
was ready.

A defeat for bureaucracy and victory for common sense. Just. UK
Passport Services closes at nine.

PS. We asked for comment from the Foreign Office press department. We
are still waiting

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